








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1043 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 588 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2880 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1653 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2771 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,620,589 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | haraklion325 | 47% | 131 |
| #5 | Jeuvidéo | 43% | 93 |
| #6 | ForeverStun | 38% | 32 |
| #7 | A Silly Raccoon | 34% | 56 |
| #8 | Silaise | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haraklion325 | 217 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | A Silly Raccoon | 67 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ndz0 | 60 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | ForeverStun | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jeuvidéo | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jean-Bernie | +1.84 | 71 | 41 |
| #2 | ndz0 | +1.30 | 66 | 35 |
| #3 | Silaise | +0.69 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | A Silly Raccoon | +0.65 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | ForeverStun | +0.43 | 67 | 68 |





