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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 156 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 33 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




292 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 554 | 3% |
| Smokes | 3834 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6195 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 5680 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,344 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jean-Bernie | 52% | 180 |
| #2 | nuke player battle scarred | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | 50% | 268 |
| #4 | haraklion325 | 49% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jean-Bernie | 52% | 180 |
| #2 | nuke player battle scarred | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | 50% | 268 |
| #4 | haraklion325 | 49% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haraklion325 | 71 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Lisdoxy | 54 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | nuke player battle scarred | 31 | 0.0352 |
| #4 | Jean-Bernie | 15 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haraklion325 | 669 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | nuke player battle scarred | 65 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jean-Bernie | 57 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lisdoxy | 52 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke player battle scarred | +3.55 | 33 | 32 |
| #2 | ndz0 | +1.98 | 64 | 29 |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | +1.44 | 50 | 20 |
| #4 | Jean-Bernie | +0.65 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | haraklion325 | -1.89 | 27 | 40 |





