








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2359 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2368 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1736 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1441 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,974 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ndz0 | 49% | 291 |
| #2 | Jean-Bernie | 47% | 131 |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | 43% | 104 |
| #4 | Jeuvidéo | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ndz0 | 49% | 291 |
| #2 | Jean-Bernie | 47% | 131 |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | 43% | 104 |
| #4 | Jeuvidéo | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ndz0 | 130 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | Lisdoxy | 35 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | Jean-Bernie | 11 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ndz0 | 70 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jean-Bernie | 37 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | 18 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Jeuvidéo | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jean-Bernie | +2.39 | 71 | 38 |
| #2 | ndz0 | +1.89 | 63 | 28 |
| #3 | Lisdoxy | +1.28 | 50 | 23 |
| #4 | haraklion325 | -2.06 | 28 | 41 |
| #5 | Jeuvidéo | -4.45 | 33 | 33 |





