








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2893 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 192 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 391 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18107 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5668 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 12578 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 10664 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,020,020 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 641 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thiccums McLarge | 55% | 467 |
| #2 | JANK BOTEKO | 54% | 201 |
| #3 | lush | 54% | 366 |
| #4 | ch4nn3L | 52% | 226 |
| #5 | moRrow | 51% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meowie | 79 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | $10/kg pork supplier | 40 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | PillowVsPillow | 31 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | moRrow | 28 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Thiccums McLarge | 25 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lush | 1868 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #2 | moRrow | 789 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #3 | PillowVsPillow | 761 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #4 | meowie | 525 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #5 | $10/kg pork supplier | 521 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deominator64 | +3.53 | 57 | 74 |
| #2 | Thiccums McLarge | +3.45 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | moRrow | +3.01 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | lush | +0.82 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | PillowVsPillow | -0.12 | 45 | 70 |





