








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2271 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4155 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3291 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4023 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,756,793 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thiccums McLarge | 53% | 236 |
| #2 | moRrow | 51% | 150 |
| #3 | JANK BOTEKO | 49% | 135 |
| #4 | ch4nn3L | 48% | 149 |
| #5 | lush | 47% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deominator64 | 52 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | PillowVsPillow | 28 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | $10/kg pork supplier | 25 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | moRrow | 23 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | ch4nn3L | 18 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deominator64 | 2161 | 0.19 | 60 min |
| #2 | lush | 805 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #3 | moRrow | 653 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #4 | PillowVsPillow | 601 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #5 | ch4nn3L | 321 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneakyKid | +4.47 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | moRrow | +3.65 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | Thiccums McLarge | +3.38 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | Deominator64 | +3.16 | 56 | 70 |
| #5 | lush | +1.24 | 67 | 73 |





