








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2301 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4473 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2541 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4150 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,343 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CR3_ | 56% | 39 |
| #2 | PillowVsPillow | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | JANK BOTEKO | 56% | 59 |
| #4 | Thiccums McLarge | 55% | 132 |
| #5 | Deominator64 | 52% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thiccums McLarge | +3.89 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | Deominator64 | +3.34 | 61 | 74 |
| #3 | moRrow | +3.03 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | lush | +0.72 | 67 | 75 |
| #5 | JANK BOTEKO | -0.31 | 25 | 32 |





