








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 563 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2751 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2067 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1442 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,196 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | xShelly | 49% | 91 |
| #11 | (Un)Luckyyy | 49% | 68 |
| #12 | OuttaNowhere | 47% | 32 |
| #13 | Everpaige | 41% | 41 |
| #14 | maqueenya♛ | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuestenschlange | +5.57 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | +2.67 | 84 | 31 |
| #3 | Drakoy | +2.25 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | FROCER | +1.99 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | Foxo | +1.96 | 80 | 75 |





