








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2374 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2266 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1826 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1828 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $247,507 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ischlek Aya | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | FROCER | 58% | 113 |
| #3 | Vex | 54% | 85 |
| #4 | -LMS- | 53% | 152 |
| #5 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 52% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Vex | 54% | 85 |
| #4 | -LMS- | 53% | 152 |
| #5 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 52% | 139 |
| #6 | (Un)Luckyyy | 50% | 68 |
| #7 | OuttaNowhere | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | -LMS- | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | (Un)Luckyyy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FROCER | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Vex | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -LMS- | 465 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | FROCER | 457 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | (Un)Luckyyy | 152 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vex | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxo | +2.33 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | FROCER | +2.08 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | +1.38 | 86 | 37 |
| #4 | Vex | -1.80 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | -LMS- | -1.84 | 52 | 74 |





