








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1918 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1937 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1475 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,764 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Foxo | 53% | 152 |
| #4 | Vex | 53% | 99 |
| #5 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 52% | 149 |
| #6 | (Un)Luckyyy | 46% | 100 |
| #7 | OuttaNowhere | 44% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxo | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | (Un)Luckyyy | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FROCER | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Vex | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxo | 702 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #2 | FROCER | 492 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | (Un)Luckyyy | 219 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | ☆Major☆Executie☆ | 45 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vex | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |





