








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1091 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 976 | 30% |
| Smokes | 934 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 663 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 718 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,523 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CompleX | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | skeewox | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | Marluxia | 67% | 33 |
| #4 | ryAn | 65% | 43 |
| #5 | Mantissa | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | drewpie | 56% | 27 |
| #9 | Incipiens | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | Br0ken | 48% | 52 |
| #11 | DodFather | 41% | 22 |
| #12 | Sundis | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biotic | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Mantissa | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Br0ken | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | CompleX | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Krzyz | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Br0ken | 179 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Biotic | 139 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | ryAn | 115 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mantissa | 111 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Marluxia | 109 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krzyz | +4.02 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Marluxia | +2.04 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Incipiens | +2.02 | 60 | 66 |
| #4 | Mantissa | +1.39 | 66 | 77 |
| #5 | Sundis | +1.31 | 83 | 64 |





