








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 516 matches | ||
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3246 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5128 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6718 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2940 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,398,856 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaron18 | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | 0 Fax ♿ | 58% | 134 |
| #3 | Ayran Man | 55% | 188 |
| #4 | Sikk #Oligarch | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | Nhiels | 55% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | xSchons | 49% | 97 |
| #10 | Timm | 49% | 515 |
| #11 | el chef | 44% | 59 |
| #12 | wc-ente|bonenana | 44% | 192 |
| #13 | WWWMMMTTTWWWMMMTTTWWWW | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wc-ente|bonenana | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Timm | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Nhiels | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 5 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timm | 1767 | 0.16 | 48 min |
| #2 | Nhiels | 873 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | Ayran Man | 440 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | wc-ente|bonenana | 300 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 241 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | +2.11 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ Feaswake | +0.94 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | xSchons | +0.57 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | Jaron18 | +0.53 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | Nhiels | +0.39 | 53 | 72 |





