








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1009 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 768 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 211 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9990 | 26% |
| Smokes | 12663 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9954 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6410 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,504,511 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JustLuke | 71% | 76 |
| #2 | riptxle | 59% | 69 |
| #3 | Pjodric | 58% | 67 |
| #4 | HighestInTheLobby | 58% | 71 |
| #5 | ✪ Feaswake | 55% | 243 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riptxle | 18 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Ayran Man | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | 0 Fax ♿ | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Timm | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | KUBAxNITO | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timm | 961 | 0.17 | 29 min |
| #2 | Ayran Man | 714 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | ✪ Feaswake | 355 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | 0 Fax ♿ | 324 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | ✪ JustLuke | 232 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ JustLuke | +4.32 | 86 | 74 |
| #2 | HighestInTheLobby | +1.80 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ Feaswake | +0.98 | 88 | 49 |
| #4 | Jaron18 | +0.93 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | Timm | +0.80 | 57 | 77 |





