








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 925 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3540 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2842 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3684 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3596 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,412,891 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0 Fax ♿ | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | fred | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | Timm | 52% | 228 |
| #4 | Nhiels | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | Ayran Man | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nhiels | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | Ayran Man | 51% | 78 |
| #6 | ✪ Feaswake | 49% | 97 |
| #7 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 49% | 35 |
| #8 | wc-ente|bonenana | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timm | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | wc-ente|bonenana | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | ✪ Feaswake | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Ayran Man | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timm | 764 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | Nhiels | 239 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 155 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ayran Man | 145 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪ Feaswake | 107 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | +2.11 | 56 | 76 |
| #2 | ✪ Feaswake | +1.03 | 88 | 46 |
| #3 | xSchons | +0.95 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | fred | +0.54 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | Timm | +0.33 | 56 | 74 |





