








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2569 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4935 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3634 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4004 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,536,912 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thekingrenz | 82% | 39 |
| #2 | P-Nice | 73% | 37 |
| #3 | ElFata | 69% | 39 |
| #4 | fakhrul | 69% | 78 |
| #5 | (ง︡'-'︠)ง | 69% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bpv | 740 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | kiky | 259 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗔 | 255 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | fakhrul | 172 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Vx | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |





