








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1685 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1788 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1203 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1711 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,667 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | 🎃 | 50% | 14 |
| #13 | An4rchy | 32% | 19 |
| #14 | M | 31% | 13 |
| #15 | EnfieLd | 29% | 17 |
| #16 | SpicyWolfie | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vx | 4 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗔 | 4 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | (ง︡'-'︠)ง | 2 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | inavel | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | thekingrenz | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zui | +5.05 | 90 | 50 |
| #2 | An4rchy | +3.43 | 89 | 45 |
| #3 | 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗔 | +2.53 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | inavel | +2.18 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | thekingrenz | +2.15 | 80 | 72 |





