








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3932 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2587 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2329 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1559 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,681 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElFata | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | zui | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | (ง︡'-'︠)ง | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗔 | 65% | 48 |
| #5 | inavel | 64% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vx | 14 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | (ง︡'-'︠)ง | 10 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | 🔥 | 4 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | bpv | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗔 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zui | +4.24 | 91 | 45 |
| #2 | 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗔 | +2.88 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Astratez | +2.42 | 80 | 56 |
| #4 | inavel | +1.95 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | Vx | +0.99 | 80 | 50 |





