








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1936 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1212 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1227 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1358 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,787 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | achkully | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Halter | 59% | 183 |
| #5 | itsjustblue | 59% | 240 |
| #6 | sparkle | 59% | 164 |
| #7 | WoToHoLoMoCoDoAoUoYoGoSoPoVoKo | 54% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halter | 74 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | sparkle | 30 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | itsjustblue | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | WoToHoLoMoCoDoAoUoYoGoSoPoVoKo | 18 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | darky | 15 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsjustblue | 1455 | 0.32 | 38 min |
| #2 | Halter | 721 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #3 | sparkle | 421 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | WoToHoLoMoCoDoAoUoYoGoSoPoVoKo | 332 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #5 | darky | 270 | 0.09 | 4 min |





