








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




260 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12022 | 36% |
| Smokes | 10042 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6378 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4923 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,849 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2380 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆 | 65% | 46 |
| #2 | darky | 64% | 308 |
| #3 | achkully | 64% | 85 |
| #4 | WoToHoLoMoCoDoAoUoYoGoSoPoVoKo | 62% | 82 |
| #5 | itsjustblue | 62% | 500 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Rancor | 59% | 165 |
| #11 | Csazo | 55% | 53 |
| #12 | Hazamer | 54% | 52 |
| #13 | Pat | 49% | 101 |
| #14 | fume | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sparkle | 67 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | itsjustblue | 59 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | darky | 40 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | aryan | 30 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Csazo | 26 | 0.0280 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itsjustblue | 2922 | 0.31 | 73 min |
| #2 | sparkle | 973 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #3 | WoToHoLoMoCoDoAoUoYoGoSoPoVoKo | 525 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #4 | darky | 443 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Rancor | 404 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Csazo | +5.32 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Halter | +3.56 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | darky | +2.14 | 68 | 40 |
| #4 | itsjustblue | +1.31 | 70 | 65 |
| #5 | ✪Pasha Pundeer | +0.78 | 71 | 64 |





