








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4796 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3675 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3210 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3593 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,481 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wizard | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | YO DA YO | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | shadow wizard | 64% | 44 |
| #4 | spoons | 63% | 30 |
| #5 | owL | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurnedUpSideDown | 542 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Titan_ | 506 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #3 | uh oh | 234 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #4 | solitude | 224 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | Shhh Ghostツ | 162 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shadow wizard | +6.04 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | Jimmer | +5.05 | 95 | 58 |
| #3 | emile | +2.24 | 90 | 32 |
| #4 | wizard | +2.16 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | Shhh Ghostツ | +2.08 | 76 | 56 |





