








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 475 matches | ||
| Faceit | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6311 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6880 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9609 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8962 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,830,152 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 466 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schokiii.exe | 58 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Murat Erdem | 22 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | High_Kick_Hassan | 19 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | K | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 99 Punkte Saison | 7 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schokiii.exe | 2235 | 0.18 | 51 min |
| #2 | Murat Erdem | 1537 | 0.11 | 34 min |
| #3 | ryst1c | 657 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | K | 621 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | 99 Punkte Saison | 602 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Philton Vollgas | +1.78 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | High_Kick_Hassan | +1.17 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | ryst1c | +0.74 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | Murat Erdem | +0.06 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | K | -0.12 | 67 | 61 |





