








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 584 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4778 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2494 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3123 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1697 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,508,979 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Julien=Lost | 51% | 385 |
| #3 | Valepusch | 50% | 508 |
| #4 | lucifer❤은채원 | 49% | 465 |
| #5 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 34% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Julien=Lost | 51% | 385 |
| #3 | Valepusch | 50% | 508 |
| #4 | lucifer❤은채원 | 49% | 465 |
| #5 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 34% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | 26 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Julien=Lost | 18 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Trasha | 4 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | 1831 | 0.18 | 44 min |
| #2 | Julien=Lost | 1138 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #3 | lucifer❤은채원 | 721 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 137 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Trasha | 95 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | +3.22 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | +0.63 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Trasha | +0.39 | 57 | 56 |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | +0.21 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | Julien=Lost | +0.15 | 63 | 55 |





