








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5708 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5880 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4211 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3166 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,123,217 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1953 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | Valepusch | 52% | 634 |
| #3 | lucifer❤은채원 | 51% | 589 |
| #4 | 69FoXil12 | 51% | 385 |
| #5 | Tasharel | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | lucifer❤은채원 | 51% | 589 |
| #4 | 69FoXil12 | 51% | 385 |
| #5 | Tasharel | 50% | 44 |
| #6 | BlackOut_1 | 39% | 38 |
| #7 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucifer❤은채원 | 37 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Valepusch | 30 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 69FoXil12 | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Trasha | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | BlackOut_1 | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | 2396 | 0.19 | 61 min |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | 993 | 0.08 | 29 min |
| #3 | 69FoXil12 | 789 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #4 | Trasha | 178 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Tasharel | 113 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | +2.87 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | +0.48 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Trasha | -0.09 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | Julien=Lost | -0.26 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | Tasharel | -0.35 | 56 | 54 |





