








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2094 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2387 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2847 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2817 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,286 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Valepusch | 41% | 83 |
| #9 | mks | 40% | 20 |
| #10 | Jyant Dhong 🍆 | 38% | 52 |
| #11 | Julien=Lost | 38% | 42 |
| #12 | 69FoXil12 | 34% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | +3.66 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | +0.94 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | sno | +0.74 | 68 | 77 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/gamereader | +0.29 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | lucifer❤은채원 | +0.23 | 81 | 52 |





