








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4631 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5940 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4231 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5964 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,347,720 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 62% | 50 |
| #2 | Valepusch | 52% | 818 |
| #3 | Julien=Lost | 51% | 589 |
| #4 | 69FoXil12 | 49% | 465 |
| #5 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Valepusch | 52% | 818 |
| #3 | Julien=Lost | 51% | 589 |
| #4 | 69FoXil12 | 49% | 465 |
| #5 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 43% | 68 |
| #6 | Tasharel | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | 36 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Julien=Lost | 24 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 69FoXil12 | 15 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Trasha | 8 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | 2848 | 0.17 | 71 min |
| #2 | Julien=Lost | 1725 | 0.15 | 42 min |
| #3 | 69FoXil12 | 924 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 155 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Trasha | 140 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | +2.76 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | Trasha | +0.65 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | lucifer❤은채원 | +0.54 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | +0.01 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | Julien=Lost | -0.34 | 63 | 57 |





