








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1930 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10986 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8888 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5022 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8507 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,472,123 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2743 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trasha | 63% | 87 |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | 52% | 818 |
| #3 | Julien=Lost | 52% | 634 |
| #4 | 69FoXil12 | 50% | 508 |
| #5 | Tasharel | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | 52% | 818 |
| #3 | Julien=Lost | 52% | 634 |
| #4 | 69FoXil12 | 50% | 508 |
| #5 | Tasharel | 46% | 57 |
| #6 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucifer❤은채원 | 45 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Julien=Lost | 27 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | 69FoXil12 | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Trasha | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 9 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julien=Lost | 1839 | 0.14 | 45 min |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | 1308 | 0.08 | 37 min |
| #3 | 69FoXil12 | 1026 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #4 | Trasha | 245 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | 176 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valepusch | +2.89 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | lucifer❤은채원 | +0.53 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Trasha | +0.43 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | miDRO_# CS.MONEY | -0.14 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | Julien=Lost | -0.25 | 63 | 57 |





