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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1907 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2254 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2866 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2704 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,423,859 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 68% | 208 |
| #2 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Frostelele | 58% | 146 |
| #4 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 58% | 154 |
| #5 | ixpyy | 57% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Frostelele | 58% | 146 |
| #4 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 58% | 154 |
| #5 | ixpyy | 57% | 240 |
| #6 | FrenchyXD | 56% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Frostelele | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ixpyy | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 1010 | 0.24 | 31 min |
| #2 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 470 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Frostelele | 421 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | ixpyy | 385 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 318 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | +4.76 | 90 | 78 |
| #2 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | +0.62 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | SilLeX | +0.58 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | Frostelele | +0.14 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | ixpyy | -0.20 | 86 | 52 |





