








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4077 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3527 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2605 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2851 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,759 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VRNx | 81% | 42 |
| #2 | SilLeX | 68% | 208 |
| #3 | FrenchyXD | 66% | 50 |
| #4 | ixpyy | 66% | 163 |
| #5 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 61% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | FrenchyXD | 66% | 50 |
| #4 | ixpyy | 66% | 163 |
| #5 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 61% | 114 |
| #6 | Frostelele | 61% | 132 |
| #7 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 61% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilLeX | 16 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Frostelele | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ixpyy | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilLeX | 376 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | Frostelele | 349 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 338 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #4 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 324 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | ixpyy | 236 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | +5.32 | 91 | 77 |
| #2 | SilLeX | +0.43 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | Frostelele | +0.27 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | +0.24 | 60 | 69 |
| #5 | ixpyy | +0.02 | 85 | 53 |





