








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1826 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1759 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2542 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2957 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,153,884 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 66% | 163 |
| #2 | FrenchyXD | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 59% | 91 |
| #4 | Frostelele | 59% | 125 |
| #5 | SilLeX | 57% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FrenchyXD | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 59% | 91 |
| #4 | Frostelele | 59% | 125 |
| #5 | SilLeX | 57% | 240 |
| #6 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 54% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilLeX | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Dasher | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Frostelele | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 745 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #2 | SilLeX | 436 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | 410 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 389 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | Frostelele | 332 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | +4.43 | 90 | 80 |
| #2 | SilLeX | +0.31 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | +0.24 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | ixpyy | +0.18 | 85 | 53 |
| #5 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | -0.12 | 74 | 75 |





