








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1531 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1357 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1196 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $578,854 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 61% | 67 |
| #2 | SilLeX | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Frostelele | 60% | 42 |
| #4 | ixpyy | 59% | 91 |
| #5 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 59% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 61% | 67 |
| #2 | SilLeX | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Frostelele | 60% | 42 |
| #4 | ixpyy | 59% | 91 |
| #5 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 59% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | SilLeX | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ixpyy | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Dasher | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | 344 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | 168 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | ixpyy | 133 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Frostelele | 121 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | SilLeX | 113 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dasher | +4.56 | 92 | 82 |
| #2 | Fuwa #SlavaUkraini | +1.01 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | #Huba12 <[^--^]> | +0.36 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | ixpyy | +0.30 | 82 | 51 |
| #5 | Frostelele | -0.03 | 74 | 66 |





