








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1003 | 34% |
| Smokes | 600 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 530 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 789 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,402 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wate | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | エム | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | ✪ Maakari | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | kim | 61% | 44 |
| #5 | shalamuto | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinaaja | 313 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ucco | 269 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | kim | 102 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Maakari | 96 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | pk | 85 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Maakari | +4.44 | 52 | 72 |
| #2 | kim | +2.53 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | pk | +2.24 | 89 | 63 |
| #4 | wate | +2.12 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | +1.06 | 76 | 47 |





