








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 891 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 351 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3211 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1735 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1950 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2834 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $783,972 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | wate | 55% | 188 |
| #3 | Deallly | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | nez | 49% | 65 |
| #5 | Snowy Snowtime | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | wate | 55% | 188 |
| #3 | Deallly | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | nez | 49% | 65 |
| #5 | Snowy Snowtime | 49% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nez | 14 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Deallly | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | wate | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Snowy Snowtime | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wate | 444 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Deallly | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | nez | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Snowy Snowtime | 85 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kim | +2.86 | 74 | 38 |
| #2 | nez | +2.77 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | wate | -0.18 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | Deallly | -0.60 | 71 | 46 |
| #5 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | -0.64 | 76 | 48 |





