








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 567 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




276 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12445 | 43% |
| Smokes | 5631 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8372 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2301 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,852,159 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4796 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Hinaaja | 49% | 223 |
| #11 | Matzka | 45% | 60 |
| #12 | Arduhh | 44% | 63 |
| #13 | Apinaattori4 | 44% | 70 |
| #14 | ALLAHU AKBAR☭ | 40% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pk | +3.21 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ Maakari | +2.88 | 51 | 76 |
| #3 | 𝔄𝔗𝔗𝔢 | +1.92 | 57 | 51 |
| #4 | 伟大的+W恶魔 | +1.85 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | Hinaaja | +1.53 | 66 | 59 |





