








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 349 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1080 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2090 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1914 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $646,993 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Akhundelaar | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | Balkan blood | 46% | 155 |
| #9 | Rachel. | 42% | 140 |
| #10 | Andra_ | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | 🦊 KitsuNee 🦊 | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thomas | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Balkan blood | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Rachel. | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Bobby Ash | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Punk | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobby Ash | 414 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Balkan blood | 408 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | ✪ Thomas | 357 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Punk | 117 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Akhundelaar | 93 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thomas | +3.82 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Akhundelaar | +2.34 | 66 | 71 |
| #3 | Bobby Ash | +0.94 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | Punk | +0.65 | 47 | 51 |
| #5 | Balkan blood | +0.61 | 58 | 66 |





