








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5825 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5164 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2816 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3177 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,206,856 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 488 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aliiin | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Punk | 56% | 121 |
| #3 | Andra_ | 54% | 96 |
| #4 | Balkan blood | 51% | 236 |
| #5 | Bobby Ash | 47% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bobby Ash | 47% | 76 |
| #6 | Kikiuts ♥ ᓚᘏᗢ | 47% | 110 |
| #7 | ghostanu | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | 🦊 KitsuNee 🦊 | 44% | 66 |
| #9 | Rachel. | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balkan blood | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Punk | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Andra_ | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Rachel. | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | 🦊 KitsuNee 🦊 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balkan blood | 676 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Andra_ | 293 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bobby Ash | 268 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Punk | 165 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | aliiin | 87 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thomas | +3.02 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | aliiin | +0.53 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Balkan blood | -0.50 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | Punk | -0.59 | 48 | 49 |
| #5 | Bobby Ash | -0.86 | 75 | 64 |





