








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1675 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2237 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3781 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,752 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soeur Frédégonde | 64% | 53 |
| #2 | Daman | 62% | 84 |
| #3 | MVGIIK | 61% | 178 |
| #4 | J'ai prouté | 53% | 207 |
| #5 | KibiK | 51% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J'ai prouté | 20 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | KibiK | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Daman | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | MVGIIK | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | 5 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KibiK | 433 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | MVGIIK | 339 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Daman | 169 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | J'ai prouté | 87 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | GoéliGe | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KibiK | +6.45 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | GoéliGe | +2.81 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | MVGIIK | +2.64 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Daman | +1.96 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | +0.13 | 66 | 28 |





