








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2511 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3472 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3112 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2191 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,439 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anil Brancaleoni | 62% | 84 |
| #2 | KibiK | 59% | 91 |
| #3 | J'ai prouté | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | MVGIIK | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anil Brancaleoni | 62% | 84 |
| #2 | KibiK | 59% | 91 |
| #3 | J'ai prouté | 53% | 77 |
| #4 | MVGIIK | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KibiK | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | J'ai prouté | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Anil Brancaleoni | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | MVGIIK | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KibiK | 234 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | MVGIIK | 131 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Anil Brancaleoni | 49 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | J'ai prouté | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KibiK | +5.88 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | MVGIIK | +1.41 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | Daman | +0.25 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | J'ai prouté | -0.11 | 51 | 27 |
| #5 | Soeur Frédégonde | -1.18 | 66 | 31 |





