








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 967 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3421 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3153 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2977 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3318 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,035 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jokuNiko | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Mauno | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | de_vihu | 46% | 52 |
| #4 | iKonsta | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | DarkkiZ | 45% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Öli | 38% | 16 |
| #9 | Sodomy | 33% | 18 |
| #10 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 28% | 18 |
| #11 | hualem_pitäjä | 25% | 20 |
| #12 | Teippi | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkkiZ | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | de_vihu | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Tatt[I] | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | iKonsta | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkkiZ | 954 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | de_vihu | 244 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | Huurre hellcase.com | 147 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | jokuNiko | 127 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mauno | 70 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKonsta | +4.56 | 65 | 67 |
| #2 | rANDOMIHERO'umad? | +3.35 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | DarkkiZ | +1.98 | 54 | 76 |
| #4 | Huurre hellcase.com | +1.82 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | Sodomy | +1.38 | 74 | 38 |





