








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1775 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Wingman | 210 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5924 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11057 | 35% |
| Smokes | 8322 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5107 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7052 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,262,696 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 714 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huurre hellcase.com | 51% | 68 |
| #2 | Mauno | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | KEISARI | 48% | 128 |
| #4 | Tatt[I] | 48% | 240 |
| #5 | de_vihu | 47% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mauno | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | KEISARI | 48% | 128 |
| #4 | Tatt[I] | 48% | 240 |
| #5 | de_vihu | 47% | 106 |
| #6 | JuGGeZ | 45% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_vihu | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | JuGGeZ | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Tatt[I] | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | KEISARI | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Mauno | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuGGeZ | 710 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | de_vihu | 441 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | KEISARI | 335 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Tatt[I] | 329 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Huurre hellcase.com | 190 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huurre hellcase.com | +2.19 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | DarkkiZ | +1.33 | 58 | 72 |
| #3 | Tatt[I] | +0.54 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Mauno | +0.50 | 52 | 73 |
| #5 | KEISARI | -0.74 | 67 | 63 |





