








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1663 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3576 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3649 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3225 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,712 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jokuNiko | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | Huurre hellcase.com | 51% | 78 |
| #3 | jermu | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | de_vihu | 46% | 205 |
| #5 | JuGGeZ | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_vihu | 26 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | jermu | 14 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Huurre hellcase.com | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | jokuNiko | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | DarkkiZ | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_vihu | 900 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | Huurre hellcase.com | 298 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | jokuNiko | 260 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | DarkkiZ | 198 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #5 | JuGGeZ | 114 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKonsta | +3.36 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | Huurre hellcase.com | +1.40 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | DarkkiZ | +0.86 | 52 | 78 |
| #4 | jokuNiko | +0.50 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | de_vihu | -0.55 | 42 | 72 |





