








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1008 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5605 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4481 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3308 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3396 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4026 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,393,666 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Röpsi | 62% | 79 |
| #3 | Localahlam | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | Dictator mort | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | pennyS | 55% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sähläman | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | de_vihu | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Dictator mort | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Lalle | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | iKonsta | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic | +6.16 | 96 | 65 |
| #2 | Huurre hellcase.com | +2.03 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | iKonsta | +2.01 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Sähläman | +1.17 | 76 | 69 |
| #5 | DarkkiZ | +1.05 | 50 | 77 |





