








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 375 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10387 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8731 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5381 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5613 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,035,384 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | DarkkiZ | 47% | 106 |
| #5 | iKonsta | 46% | 205 |
| #6 | JuGGeZ | 46% | 52 |
| #7 | jokuNiko | 45% | 86 |
| #8 | jermu | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkkiZ | 16 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | iKonsta | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Huurre hellcase.com | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | jermu | 11 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | jokuNiko | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkkiZ | 549 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | Huurre hellcase.com | 491 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | jokuNiko | 389 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | iKonsta | 275 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | JuGGeZ | 217 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iKonsta | +3.26 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Huurre hellcase.com | +1.57 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | DarkkiZ | +1.47 | 53 | 73 |
| #4 | Tatt[I] | +0.59 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | de_vihu | +0.24 | 44 | 69 |





