








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2144 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2036 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1884 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 950 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $921,553 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 48% | 300 |
| #10 | Judex999 | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | bai1out | 40% | 42 |
| #12 | gurt | 34% | 35 |
| #13 | Rose | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Ewanbb | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | aory | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | yak | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Xtamon | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 585 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ewanbb | 520 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 336 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Xtamon | 294 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | yak | 214 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtamon | +6.22 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | yak | +4.01 | 49 | 76 |
| #3 | wood | +3.23 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | Ewanbb | +2.24 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | SterbenFear | +1.85 | 41 | 66 |





