








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 458 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,450 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6952 | 21% |
| Smokes | 9136 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7821 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8541 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,634,540 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 928 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wood | 53% | 219 |
| #2 | Xtamon | 51% | 248 |
| #3 | Bread pitt | 50% | 262 |
| #4 | yak | 48% | 186 |
| #5 | bai1out | 48% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 46% | 769 |
| #9 | babe2k | 45% | 66 |
| #10 | aory | 43% | 375 |
| #11 | Rose | 39% | 93 |
| #12 | gurt | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bread pitt | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | aory | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | yak | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Ewanbb | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Xtamon | 6 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ewanbb | 1575 | 0.17 | 41 min |
| #2 | Xtamon | 912 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #3 | yak | 832 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #4 | aory | 801 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #5 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 756 | 0.05 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtamon | +5.72 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | aski | +2.91 | 64 | 74 |
| #3 | wood | +2.19 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | yak | +2.00 | 45 | 74 |
| #5 | Ewanbb | +1.12 | 59 | 59 |





