








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11796 | 33% |
| Smokes | 9374 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7991 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6308 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,844 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtamon | 59% | 82 |
| #2 | bai1out | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | wood | 55% | 74 |
| #4 | Bread pitt | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | SterbenFear | 48% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wood | 55% | 74 |
| #4 | Bread pitt | 54% | 52 |
| #5 | SterbenFear | 48% | 186 |
| #6 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 45% | 191 |
| #7 | Ewanbb | 27% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Bread pitt | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | bai1out | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Xtamon | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SterbenFear | 395 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Xtamon | 316 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | wood | 213 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | bai1out | 153 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Positive Mindset Gaming | 140 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtamon | +5.66 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | wood | +1.96 | 68 | 57 |
| #3 | yak | +1.76 | 45 | 75 |
| #4 | SterbenFear | +0.73 | 38 | 69 |
| #5 | Ewanbb | -0.33 | 57 | 57 |





