








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 501 | 27% |
| Smokes | 449 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 406 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,853 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿j0NESY♿ | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Chase | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Speshul Playur | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Tom Logan | 7 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | Snugs | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chase | 445 | 0.33 | 9 min |
| #2 | ♿j0NESY♿ | 282 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Snugs | 218 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tom Logan | 155 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | Speshul Playur | 132 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chase | +5.66 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | ♿j0NESY♿ | +4.93 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | | +2.28 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | SKELETRIX ISLAND LOVER 666 | +2.01 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | Speshul Playur | -0.66 | 50 | 49 |





