








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 225 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3542 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 791 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2134 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,999,832 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beluga Bren | 17 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | ♿j0NESY♿ | 16 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Speshul Playur | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | Chase | 11 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Sharpy_XD1 | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chase | +8.47 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Toum | +7.63 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | ♿j0NESY♿ | +6.55 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | m0 | +5.68 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Beluga Bren | +3.97 | 90 | 59 |





