








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3606 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5022 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3358 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3509 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,746,135 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manu | 55% | 170 |
| #2 | aw Latin | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | Musashi | 51% | 322 |
| #4 | glhf | 50% | 348 |
| #5 | Kiekko | 49% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manu | 55% | 170 |
| #2 | aw Latin | 53% | 72 |
| #3 | Musashi | 51% | 322 |
| #4 | glhf | 50% | 348 |
| #5 | Kiekko | 49% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glhf | 41 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Musashi | 33 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Kiekko | 19 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | manu | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | aw Latin | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiekko | 626 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | glhf | 464 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | Musashi | 447 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | aw Latin | 182 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | manu | 131 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (づ ̄3 ̄)づ | +2.86 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | Musashi | +1.93 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | aw Latin | +0.30 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | glhf | -1.01 | 63 | 48 |
| #5 | Kiekko | -1.45 | 65 | 44 |





