








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2109 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3625 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2171 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3013 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,700,439 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Musashi | 50% | 284 |
| #4 | manu | 49% | 179 |
| #5 | aw Latin | 47% | 34 |
| #6 | Kiekko | 47% | 268 |
| #7 | [DE] Iokly | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (づ ̄3 ̄)づ | 38 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Musashi | 28 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Kiekko | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | manu | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | aw Latin | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (づ ̄3 ̄)づ | 660 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Kiekko | 550 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Musashi | 380 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | manu | 108 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | aw Latin | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (づ ̄3 ̄)づ | +2.92 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | Musashi | +2.49 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | aw Latin | +0.76 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | glhf | -0.77 | 66 | 48 |
| #5 | Kiekko | -1.29 | 66 | 43 |





