








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3956 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2982 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2286 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2907 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $902,264 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gex | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ✪ Mot1on | 8 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Granny | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | pašteta | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Shebo | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Granny | 427 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | Digerd0den | 321 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #3 | pašteta | 214 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Gex | 180 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MaXiKinG | 176 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mot1on | +4.03 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | Pint4r | +2.41 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | ✪ Scopey | +2.03 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Digerd0den | +0.91 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | Granny | +0.62 | 84 | 64 |





