








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 300 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2796 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3076 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1789 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2479 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,035 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1041 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Granny | 55% | 123 |
| #2 | lolihop | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Nedeljko Subotic | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | MaXiKinG | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Pint4r | 52% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Granny | 55% | 123 |
| #2 | lolihop | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Nedeljko Subotic | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | MaXiKinG | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Pint4r | 52% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pint4r | 18 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Granny | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | MaXiKinG | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Nedeljko Subotic | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | lolihop | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Granny | 640 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Pint4r | 414 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | MaXiKinG | 326 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | lolihop | 58 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nedeljko Subotic | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pint4r | +3.99 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Granny | +1.82 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | MaXiKinG | +1.19 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | lolihop | +0.65 | 88 | 42 |
| #5 | Gex | -0.56 | 76 | 43 |





